Trailer
 | John Paul Fedele as Det. John Honeysuckle / Pantomime Horse |
 | A.J. Khan as Officer Katrina Lightbody / Funeral Party |
 | Mckenzie Matthews as Vice President Selina Moon |
| Angelina Havusinner as Charlotte Weaver |
| Frank Bowdler as President Shrub |
 | Savannah Gold as Jessica Shrub |
| Adrian Ottiwell as Peeping Tom |
| Lenny Simmons as Simmons |
| Andy Alfrick as Bob Jurunkle / Jimmy O'Connor / President's Doctor / Dance Judge / Mystery Heavyman / Funeral Party / SSI Officer / Pantomime Horse |
| Les Caves as Hotel Manager / President's Bodyguard / Funeral Party |
| Thomas J. Moose as Mickey Honeysuckle / Vietnam Cook / Osama Bin Laden / Voice of Hank Remmington / Dance Judge |
| Thomas J. Moose as Farmer / Pvt. Lewis J. Kowalski / FBI Agent / Dance Judge |
| Lexi Martinez as Christian Girl |
 | Frankie Babe as Cheerleader |
| Robyn Hunter as Maid |
 | Suzie Best as Hooker |
 | Tony James as Tony the Lab Guy |
| Pete Smith as Forsenics Guy / President's Bodyguard #2 / Funeral Party |
| J. Arthur Houghton as Funeral Vicar / SSI Officer |
 | Rob Taylor as Police Chief |
| Rachel Travers as Paris Anderson / Barn Girl |
| Mark Venning as Barn Guy |
| Christopher Clark as Forsenics Guy #2 / Funeral Party |
| Alan Pritchard as NYPD Cop |
| Helen Travis as Funeral Party / SSI Officer |
| Beth Roberts as Funeral Party |
| Penelope Stoppit as SSI Officer |
| Arthur Cartel as SSI Officer |
| Goldie Gray as SSI Officer |
| Directing | |
| Thomas J. Moose | Director |
Writing | |
| Andy Sawyer | Screenplay |
