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 | Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett |
 | Mila Kunis as Lori Collins |
 | Seth MacFarlane as Ted (voice) |
 | Joel McHale as Rex |
 | Giovanni Ribisi as Donny |
 | Patrick Warburton as Guy |
 | Matt Walsh as Thomas |
 | Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn |
 | Aedin Mincks as Robert |
 | Bill Smitrovich as Frank |
 | Patrick Stewart as Narrator (voice) |
 | Norah Jones as Norah Jones |
 | Sam J. Jones as Sam Jones |
 | Tom Skerritt as Tom Skerritt |
 | Bretton Manley as Young John |
 | Ralph Garman as John's Dad |
 | Alex Borstein as John's Mom |
 | John Viener as Alix |
 | Laura Vandervoort as Tanya |
 | Robert Wu as Asian Man "Ming" |
 | Ginger Gonzaga as Gina |
 | Jessica Stroup as Tracy |
 | Melissa Ordway as Michelle |
| Max Harris as Greenbaum Kid |
| Zane Cowans as Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice |
| T.J. Hourigan as Kid #2 |
| Owen Clarke as Kid #3 |
 | Kristina Ellery as Heavenly |
| Katelyn Lorren as Cherene |
 | Chanty Sok as Angelique |
 | Sarah Fischer as Sauvignon Blanc |
| Cassie Djerf as Waitress |
| Joe Siriani as Guy at Table #1 |
| Pat Shea as Guy at Table #2 |
 | Josh Duvendeck as Guy #1 |
 | Chris Cox as Guy #2 |
 | Henry Penzi as Partygoer (Ted's Buddy) |
| Tania Cabrera as Girl at Party |
 | Colton Shires as Teenage John |
| Viera Andrea Moya as Plymouth PR Worker |
| Heajee Kim as Club Girl |
| Lydia Hannibal as Ellen |
| Shawn Thornton as Crazy Guy |
 | Eric Weinstein as Stagehand |
 | Danny Smith as Waiter |
| Mike Nikitas as Newscaster |
 | Robin Hamilton as Female Newscaster |
 | Mike Henry as Southern Newscaster |
| Johnny Lee Davenport as Husband |
 | Chris Everett as Wife |
 | Tara Strong as Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited) |
 | Ted Danson as Ted Danson (uncredited) |
 | Ryan Reynolds as Jared (uncredited) |
 | Olivia Jordan as Party Guest (uncredited) |
 | Alexandra Creteau as Club Patron (uncredited) |
| Emmalyn Anderson as Concert Attendee (uncredited) |
 | John Franchi as Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited) |
| Directing | |
| Seth MacFarlane | Director |
Production | |
| Seth MacFarlane | Producer |
| John Jacobs | Producer |
| Jason Clark | Producer |
Editing | |
| Jeff Freeman | Editor |
Production | |
| Sheila Jaffe | Casting |
Art | |
| Stephen J. Lineweaver | Production Design |
Writing | |
| Seth MacFarlane | Screenplay |
| Alec Sulkin | Screenplay |
| Seth MacFarlane | Story |
Camera | |
| Michael Barrett | Director of Photography |
Sound | |
| Walter Murphy | Original Music Composer |
Art | |
| E. David Cosier | Art Direction |
| Kyra Friedman Curcio | Set Decoration |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Debra McGuire | Costume Design |
Lighting | |
| Jeff Murrell | Gaffer |
Crew | |
| Luci Romberg | Stunts |
Sound | |
| Tom Williams | Sound Mixer |
Visual Effects | |
| Blair Clark | Visual Effects Supervisor |
Production | |
| Scott Stuber | Producer |
| Mark Kamine | Unit Production Manager |
Directing | |
| Eric Heffron | First Assistant Director |
Production | |
| Mark Kamine | Co-Producer |
| Eric Heffron | Co-Producer |
Writing | |
| Wellesley Wild | Screenplay |
Visual Effects | |
| Avner Engel | Animation |
| Jimmy Almeida | Animation |
| Nicholas Tripodi | Animation |
Crew | |
| Eddie Braun | Stunts |
| Jill Brown | Stunts |
| Bryce Burke | Stunts |
| Phil Culotta | Stunts |
| Crystal Dalman | Stunts |
| Mickey Giacomazzi | Stunts |
| Sean Graham | Stunts |
| Daniel Leavitt | Stunts |
| Ian Mclaughlin | Stunts |
| Kristopher Medina | Stunts |
| Dana Reed | Stunts |
| Scott Rogers | Stunt Coordinator |
| Kevin Scott | Stunts |
| Brandon Sebek | Stunts |
| Eddie Yansick | Stunts |
| Spike Silver | Stunts |
| Bill Young | Stunts |
Visual Effects | |
| Steve Budd | Animation |
| Andrea Castagnoli | Animation |
| Aaron Clement | Animation |
| Aaron Clement | Animation |
| Ben Forster | Animation |
| Daniel Fotheringham | Animation |
| Shaun Freeman | Animation |
| Tom Gibbons | Animation |
| David Good | Animation |
| Shane Hall | Animation |
| Andy Hass | Animation |
| Trevor Hunter | Animation |
| Louis Jones | Animation |
| Neil Kennedy | Animation |
| Victoria Livingstone | Animation |
| Jonathan Lyons | Animation |
| Brian Mendenhall | Animation |
| Loïc Miermont | Animation |
| Jess Morris | Animation |
| Christopher Mullins | Animation |
| Heath Pagram | Animation |
| Christel Pougeoise | Animation |
| Mark Powers | Animation |
| Nathan Ross | Animation |
| Amita Sahgal | Animation |
| Scott Slater | Animation |
| Miles Southan | Animation |
| Danny Southard | Animation |
| Johnny Turco | Animation |
| Larry White | Animation |
| William R. Wright | Animation |
Crew | |
| Paul Marini | Stunts |
Art | |
| Chris Carnes | Set Decoration |
Camera | |
| Jaimie Trueblood | Still Photographer |
| Claire Folger | Still Photographer |
Sound | |
| Moira Marquis | Music Editor |
| Stan Jones | Music Editor |
| Murray Adler | Music Supervisor |
| Todd Sheidenberger | Orchestrator |
Camera | |
| Gregory W. Smith | Steadicam Operator |
Production | |
| Jon Mone | Executive Producer |
Directing | |
| Richard Oswald | Second Assistant Director |
| Scott Rogers | Second Unit Director |
Art | |
| Bryan Felty | Set Designer |
| Timothy Lewis | Set Dresser |
| John Pungitore | Set Dresser |
| Timothy Rowcroft | Set Dresser |
| Kenneth Sayers | Set Dresser |
| Cleo Wang | Set Dresser |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Johnny Villanueva | Hair Department Head |
| Ann Masterson | Makeup Department Head |
| Tracey Levy | Makeup Artist |
| Cheryl Daniels | Key Hair Stylist |
Sound | |
| Bruce Barris | Sound Effects Editor |
| Anna Behlmer | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Michael Dressel | Foley Editor |
| Jimmy Duyon | Sound Mixer |
| Pamela Kahn | Foley Artist |
| Elliott Koretz | Sound Supervisor |
| Elliott Koretz | Sound Designer |
| Mike Marino | Foley Mixer |
| Dean Minnerly | Foley Artist |
| Eric A. Norris | Sound Effects Editor |
| Terry Porter | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Production | |
| Brittany Burke | Casting Associate |
Visual Effects | |
| Ryan Bradley | Animation |
Crew | |
| Jill Brown | Stunt Double |
| Regis Harrington | Stunts |
Sound | |
| Vanessa Lapato | Dialogue Editor |
| Curt Schulkey | Dialogue Editor |
| Ralph Osborn | Dialogue Editor |
Crew | |
| Anthony "Ace" Thomas | Choreographer |
| Q Fortier | Systems Administrators & Support |
Art | |
| Jørgen Klubien | Storyboard Artist |
Writing | |
| Seth MacFarlane | Lyricist |
Production | |
| Andrew Francis Fenady | Executive In Charge Of Production |
