Trailer
 | Jonathan Meades as Himself - Presenter / Various Characters |
 | Christopher Biggins as Quiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various |
 | Michael Fenton Stevens as Taxi Driver |
 | Matthew Ashforde as Bullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer |
 | Katharine Page as Old Alice |
| Malcolm McNeill as Blind Man / Neanderthal |
| Nicola Morris as Game Show Assistant |
| Tara Flanagan as Nun #1 |
| Chloe Billington as Nun #2 / Nymph |
| Lucy Tones as Nun #3 |
| Chris Newland as Crucified Rabbit / Jeweller |
| Alan Denman as Salvador Dali |
| Simon Mulligan as Orange Pianist |
| Graham Millar as Blue Faced Man |
| Coral Meades as Young Alice |
| Tarek Farag as President Mobutu |
| Sonia Farrugia as Margaret Thatcher |
| Lenny Fowler as General De Gaulle |
| Janet Cook as Game Show Contestant |
| David Cook as Game Show Contestant |
| Christian Adams as Thor |
 | Peter Clarke as Male Nun |
| Sylvia Bradbury as Lady in Deckchair |
| Pat Dubuisson as Lady in Deckchair |
| Rosemary Bailey as Lady in Deckchair |
| Betty Kendrew as Lady in Church |
| Linda Collier as Lady in Church |
| Eileen Leighton as Lady in Church |
| Candida Gubbins as Voiceover Artist |
| Lawrence Kennedy as Voiceover Artist (voice) |
| John McBlain as Voiceover Artist (voice) |
| Candida Gubbins as Voiceover Artist (voice) |
 | Keith Allen as Himself |
| Marie Helvin as Herself |
| Kathy Lette as Herself |
| Marco Pierre White as Himself |
 | Gary Rhodes as Himself |
 | Janet Street-Porter as Herself |
| Max Ernst as Himself (archive footage) |
 | Luis Buñuel as Himself (archive footage) |
| Nicole Faraday as Lotte |
| Directing | |
| Francis Hanly | Director |
Production | |
| Carol Snook | Production Manager |
Camera | |
| Adrian McCarthy | Grip |
Sound | |
| Simon Darlow | Music |
Editing | |
| Emma Mathews | Editor |
Crew | |
| Mickey Powell | Propmaker |
Camera | |
| Nadia McLeod | Camera Operator |
Crew | |
| Robert Payton | Lighting Camera |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Raymond Hughes | Costume Design |
Sound | |
| Dave Stewart | Music |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Jeanette Stamp | Makeup Designer |
Production | |
| Anthony Wall | Executive Producer |
Lighting | |
| Malcolm Maguire | Electrician |
Writing | |
| Jonathan Meades | Writer |
Art | |
| Jonathan Fensom | Production Design |
Sound | |
| John Pritchard | Sound Designer |
