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 | Mark Wahlberg as John |
 | Seth MacFarlane as Ted (voice) |
 | Amanda Seyfried as Samantha |
 | Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn |
 | Giovanni Ribisi as Donny |
 | Morgan Freeman as Patrick Meighan |
 | Sam J. Jones as Sam J. Jones |
 | Patrick Warburton as Guy |
 | Michael Dorn as Rick |
 | Bill Smitrovich as Frank |
 | John Slattery as Shep Wild |
 | Cocoa Brown as Joy |
 | John Carroll Lynch as Tom Jessup |
 | Ron Canada as Judge |
 | Liam Neeson as Customer |
 | Dennis Haysbert as Fertility Doctor |
 | Patrick Stewart as Narrator (voice) |
 | Tom Brady as Tom Brady |
 | Jay Leno as Jay Leno |
 | Jimmy Kimmel as Jimmy Kimmel |
 | Kate McKinnon as Kate McKinnon |
 | Bobby Moynihan as Bobby Moynihan |
 | Taran Killam as Taran Killam |
 | Sebastian Arcelus as Dr. Ed Danzer |
 | Jay Patterson as Karl Jackson |
 | Steve Callaghan as Comic |
 | Nana Visitor as Adoption Agent |
 | Maggie Geha as Female Nurse |
 | Jessica Szohr as Allison |
 | Craig Ricci Shaynak as Blind Guy |
 | Lexi Atkins as Waitress |
 | Jack Knight as Todd Kidder |
 | Lauren Sánchez Bezos as Boston Newscaster |
 | William Xifaras as Boston Neighbor |
 | Curtis Stigers as Wedding Singer |
 | Julius Sharpe as NYC Doctor |
| Liz Morgan as NYC Nurse |
 | Alec Sulkin as Obi-Wan |
 | Ralph Garman as Stormtrooper |
| Michael Steven Costello as Jury Foreman |
| J. Mark Donaldson as Juror |
| Frank Lloyd as Juror |
| Bart A. Piscitello Jr. as Bailiff |
 | Becki Dennis as Receptionist |
| Robert Holfelder as Band Leader |
 | Michael Trisler as Cyclist |
| Ryan Hanna as Jogger |
| Kate Gustafson as Hasbro CEO Assistant |
 | David Goldman as Pundit |
| Ted Jessup as Pundit |
 | Ronobir Lahiri as Pundit |
 | Barry Ratcliffe as Pundit |
 | Chris Regan as Pundit |
 | Nefetari Spencer as Pundit |
| Jeffrey Stubblefield as Pundit |
 | Wellesley Wild as Pundit |
 | Lenny Clarke as Cop (Boston PD) |
| Chris Neville as Cop (Boston PD) |
 | Rachael MacFarlane as Meighan Assistant |
 | Christy Scott Cashman as Reporter |
 | Joseph J. Micucci as Nerd (Wedgie) |
| Josiah Blount as Comic Con Fan |
 | Johnny Alves as Security Guard |
| Silvio Cuadra as Security Guard |
 | Dustin Ybarra as Borg |
 | Matthew J. Walters as Hellboy |
| Aaron Zell as Vendor |
| Scott Wahle as Film Executive |
 | John Viener as Police Dispatcher |
 | Kate B. O'Brien as Diner Waitress |
 | Billy Concha as Bachelor Party Guest |
| Andrew Torres as Jump Rope Guy |
| Luke Adams as Wedding Announcer |
 | Tara Strong as Ted Toy (voice) |
 | Tiffany as Tiffany |
 | Brittany O'Connor as Cake Girl (uncredited) |
 | Julie Schmid as Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited) |
 | Rose Wakesho as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) |
 | Katie McCabe as Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited) |
| Stanis Krista Ames as Courthouse Spectator (uncredited) |
| Claudia Zielke as Baroness Girl (uncredited) |
 | Alexandra Creteau as Wedding Guest (uncredited) |
| Vincent M. Biscione as Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited) |
 | Kt Baldassaro as Wedding Guest (uncredited) |
| Laura-Elise Barrett as Booth Girl (uncredited) |
 | Anissa Borrego as Flash Girl (uncredited) |
 | Roseny Carrero as My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited) |
 | John Franchi as Bar Patron (uncredited) |
 | Chia Chen as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) |
 | Lexie Contursi as Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited) |
| Chassidy Cox as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) |
| Nea Dune as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) |
| Diana Emuge as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) |
| Michelle Fonseca as Courtroom Observer (uncredited) |
| Enku Gubaie as Wedding Guest (uncredited) |
 | London Hall as Reporter (uncredited) |
| Isabel Wagner as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) |
 | Sandra Yap as Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) |
 | Isabella Sanchez as Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited) |
| Sagan Rose as Ginger Girl (uncredited) |
 | Elizabeth Pollard as Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited) |
 | Tina Grimm as Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited) |
| Kim Mulhauser as Wedding Guest (uncredited) |
| Olivia McCarthy as Booth Girl (uncredited) |
| Sophie Mazzaro as Fox Booth Girl (uncredited) |
 | Anna Maiche as Kissing Couple (uncredited) |
 | Kandiss Lewis as Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited) |
 | Toi'ya Leatherwood as Ginger Girl (uncredited) |
| Christopher Weigel as Well Wisher (uncredited) |
 | Zola Williams as Dancer (uncredited) |
 | Noelle Trudeau as Wedding Guest (uncredited) |
| Lance Norris as Wedding Guest (uncredited) |
 | Susan Garfield as Woman at Diner (uncredited) |
| Dustin Christenson as Attendee (uncredited) |
| Ronald James Hoff Jr as Groomsman (uncredited) |
 | Sergio Gava as Comic Con Attendee |
 | Bron Schuler as Me'Shell Jones Cosplayer |
| Phyllis Lynn as Pedestrian |
| Lighting | |
| Christopher Ferguson | Electrician |
Directing | |
| Seth MacFarlane | Director |
Production | |
| Jason Clark | Producer |
| John Jacobs | Producer |
| Seth MacFarlane | Producer |
| Scott Stuber | Producer |
Crew | |
| Joe Bucaro III | Stunts |
| Jarrod Anderson | Technical Supervisor |
Visual Effects | |
| Chuck Duke | Animation |
| Nick Fredin | Animation |
| Andy Hass | Animation |
| Seung Hoo Ihm | Animation |
| Jonathan Macintosh | Animation |
| Michael Parks | Animation |
| Danny Southard | Animation |
| Michael Bomagat | Animation |
| Jenny Fulle | Visual Effects Producer |
| Sue Houston Safianoff | Animation |
Crew | |
| Thomas Carroll | Special Effects |
| Herve Desroches | Special Effects |
| Melissa Jimenez Ramirez | Special Effects |
| Diana Roche | Special Effects |
| John Ruggieri | Special Effects Coordinator |
| J.D. Schwalm | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Jay Cail Stone | Special Effects |
Visual Effects | |
| Mark Powers | Animation |
Lighting | |
| Howard R. Campbell | Lighting Technician |
Visual Effects | |
| Alexa Hale | Visual Effects Producer |
| Rick McMahon | Visual Effects |
Crew | |
| Ashlen Aquila | Stunts |
| Jason Chu | Stunts |
| Nico Woulard | Stunts |
| David W. Dale | Driver |
| David Kenney | Driver |
Visual Effects | |
| Frederick B. Vega | Animation |
Editing | |
| Jeff Freeman | Editor |
Production | |
| Sheila Jaffe | Casting |
Art | |
| Stephen J. Lineweaver | Production Design |
| Bryan Felty | Art Direction |
Visual Effects | |
| Amy Lu | Animation |
| Nicholas Tripodi | Animation |
| David Ward | Animation |
Crew | |
| Steve Kelso | Stunt Double |
Writing | |
| Seth MacFarlane | Writer |
Crew | |
| Jeremy Fry | Stunt Driver |
Camera | |
| Michael Barrett | Director of Photography |
Crew | |
| Brian Smyj | Stunt Coordinator |
| Scott Rogers | Stunt Coordinator |
Directing | |
| Kelly Cronin | Script Supervisor |
Sound | |
| David Brownlow | Production Sound Mixer |
| Walter Murphy | Original Music Composer |
Camera | |
| Justin M. Lubin | Still Photographer |
Sound | |
| Stan Jones | Music Editor |
| Moira Marquis | Music Editor |
| Todd Sheidenberger | Orchestrator |
Crew | |
| Kris Giacomazzi | Stunts |
| Mickey Giacomazzi | Stunt Driver |
Visual Effects | |
| Laura Anderson | Animation Director |
Crew | |
| Christopher Walsh | Special Effects |
Visual Effects | |
| Jimmy Almeida | Animation |
Crew | |
| Jessie Graff | Stunts |
| Lionel Heath | Compositor |
| Chris Crowell | Compositor |
| David Edwards | Compositor |
| Jason Madigan | Compositor |
| Michael Queen | Compositor |
| Robin Hollander | Compositor |
Writing | |
| Alec Sulkin | Writer |
| Wellesley Wild | Writer |
| Seth MacFarlane | Characters |
Production | |
| Kelly Cronin | Associate Producer |
| Eric Heffron | Co-Producer |
| Mark Kamine | Co-Producer |
| Joseph J. Micucci | Associate Producer |
| Alec Sulkin | Executive Producer |
| Wellesley Wild | Executive Producer |
Art | |
| Peter Borck | Supervising Art Director |
| Caty Maxey | Art Direction |
| Kyra Friedman Curcio | Set Decoration |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Cindy Evans | Costume Design |
Art | |
| Todd Harris | Storyboard Artist |
Crew | |
| Allison Caetano | Stunts |
| Debbie Evans | Stunt Double |
| Heidi Moneymaker | Stunts |
| Daniel W. Barringer | Stunts |
| Daniel Macarin | CG Supervisor |
Art | |
| Jørgen Klubien | Storyboard Artist |
Visual Effects | |
| Dean Elliott | Lead Animator |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Ginny Colangelo | Makeup Artist |
| Michael Davis | Hairstylist |
| Rob Fitz | Makeup Artist |
| Tracey Henton | Makeup Artist |
| Brian Kinney | Makeup Artist |
| Mary Lampert | Hairstylist |
| Tami Lane | Makeup Artist |
| Juliet Loveland | Makeup Artist |
| Bart Mixon | Makeup Artist |
| Douglas Noe | Makeup Artist |
| Rebecca Woodfork-Ziegler | Hairstylist |
Sound | |
| Marc Fishman | Sound |
Crew | |
| Rob Ashford | Choreographer |
Sound | |
| Amanda Seyfried | Songs |
Visual Effects | |
| Mike Safianoff | Visual Effects |
