Trailer
 | Darren Ivany as Chuck "The Schmuck" |
 | Chuck Herriott as Larry "The Lawyer" |
 | Justin Nurse as Hank "The Hitman" |
 | Erin Mick as "Terrible" Muriel |
| Kyle Snow as "Cool, Calm" Tom |
| Jessie Cole as Sarah "The Psycho" |
| Maggie Coady as The Waitress |
| Jeff Lewis as The Middle Man |
 | Shaun Alphonso as The Cop |
| Shanda Hopkin as Waitress Stand-In |
| Amanda Mews as 911 Operator |
| Directing | |
| Jeff Lewis | Director |
Writing | |
| Jeff Lewis | Writer |
Production | |
| Jeff Lewis | Producer |
| Christian Davis | Producer |
Crew | |
| Christian Davis | Cinematography |
Editing | |
| Jeff Lewis | Editor |
Art | |
| Tyler Burry | Art Direction |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Jamie Stamp | Makeup & Hair |
| Jamie Stamp | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
Directing | |
| Andrea Cass | Assistant Director |
Art | |
| Tyler Burry | Set Designer |
| Pablo Kahn | Graphic Designer |
Camera | |
| Ethan Bickford | Additional Photography |
Lighting | |
| Ethan Bickford | Lighting Artist |
| Graham Godden | Lighting Artist |
Camera | |
| Graham Godden | Second Assistant Camera |
Lighting | |
| Colin Merdsoy | Electrician |
Camera | |
| Colin Merdsoy | Grip |
| Paddy Moore | BTS Footage |
| Ritche Perez | Still Photographer |
| Kyle Taylor | First Assistant Camera |
Lighting | |
| Kyle Taylor | Lighting Artist |
Camera | |
| Nick White | Grip |
Lighting | |
| Nick White | Lighting Artist |
Camera | |
| Alex Wilkie | Dolly Grip |
Lighting | |
| Alex Wilkie | Gaffer |
Editing | |
| Steve Cook | Colorist |
| Paddy Moore | Editorial Consultant |
| Steve Cook | Online Editor |
Directing | |
| Kerri Mattie | Script Supervisor |
Crew | |
| Wayne Lewis | Transportation Coordinator |
Production | |
| Matt Corbett | Production Assistant |
Crew | |
| Siobhainn Lewis | Craft Service |
Sound | |
| Glen Noseworthy | Sound Editor |
| Glen Noseworthy | Sound Mixer |
| Nick Noseworthy | Boom Operator |
| Lee Tizzard | Sound Recordist |
