Trailer
 | Jason Acost as Cash |
| Cassie Ahiers as Luigi 2 |
 | David J. Castillo as Brad |
 | Nathaniel Dolquist as Bro Shark |
| Adriana Isabella as Tall Monster |
 | Britt Chandler Johnson as Knowledgable Bystander |
| Jen Kater as Hot Ronnie |
 | Sara Kubida as Tango |
 | Elester Latham as The Old Man |
| Anthony Lombard as Luigi 1 |
| Rosie Narasaki as Caring Bystander |
| Rosie Narasaki as Buff Smurf |
 | Dre Swain as Sexy Burger Bandit |
 | Kimberly Woods as Cat Lady |
| Production | |
| Matthew Malsbury | Executive Producer |
| Sarah Pierpont | Executive Producer |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Jake C. Barber | Makeup Department Head |
Editing | |
| Andrew Jordan | Editor |
Directing | |
| Jillian Terwedo | Director |
Writing | |
| Rob Knoll | Writer |
| Annie McGrat | Writer |
Production | |
| Annie McGrath | Producer |
Crew | |
| Sarah Pierpont | Cinematography |
Production | |
| Jillian Terwedo | Executive Producer |
