Trailer
 | Josip Peruzović as Self (as Nikolai Volkoff) |
 | Emilyanne Cusato as Jackie Flannagan |
| Echo Endless as Raven Madd |
| Randall McCann as Dario Dragani |
 | Nadia White as Daisy Derkins |
 | Mark Mackner as Silas Killington |
| Susanna D'Arcy as Alicia Botti |
 | Dave Ferrier as El Gaucho |
| Doug Layne as Sonny Graves |
| Lauren Langley as Sara Tonin |
| Lisa Panzer as Sister Sensei |
| Krystle Ann Griffin as Sister Slaughter |
| Sarah Biemuller as Sister Spinkick |
| Carolyn Dixon as Sister Stiletto |
| Sarah Weber as Misty Rex |
| Bob Kaplan as Manny Murderously / El Guido |
| Quinton J. Alexander as Narrator |
| Allison Mercier as Debbie Derkins |
| Nicholas K. Berk as Dallas |
| Rocky Ciarrocchi as Hellter Skelter / Gas Masked Henchman |
| Logan Mackner as Young Silas Killington |
| Colby Mackner as Kid Who Goes on to be a Serial Killer |
| Cubby Altobelli as Sleazy Neighbor / Wrestling Fan |
| Directing | |
| Mark Mackner | Director |
Writing | |
| Mark Mackner | Writer |
Production | |
| Mark Mackner | Producer |
Sound | |
| Cedric Crouch | Music |
Production | |
| John Migliore | Associate Producer |
Art | |
| John Migliore | Graphic Designer |
