Trailer
 | Christian De Sica as Cesare "Faina" Proietti |
 | Massimo Boldi as Giacomo "Bin" Colombo |
 | Diego Abatantuono as Ugo "King" Conti |
 | Roberto Brunetti as Remo "Er Patata" Cartocci |
 | Nino D'Angelo as Ciro "3000" Cuccuriello |
 | Ramona Bădescu as Self |
 | Rino Barillari as Self |
 | Aldo Biscardi as Self |
 | Nathalie Caldonazzo as Self |
 | Elenoire Casalegno as Self |
 | Martina Colombari as Self |
 | Carlo Conti as Self |
 | Carmen Di Pietro as Self |
 | Natalia Estrada as Self |
 | Anna Falchi as Self |
 | Emilio Fede as Self |
| Tiziana Ferrario as Self |
 | Gabriel Garko as Self |
 | Eva Grimaldi as Self |
 | Claudio Lippi as Self |
| Valeriano Longoni as Self |
 | Valeria Mazza as Self |
 | Maurizio Mosca as Self |
| Alessandro Nesta as Self |
 | Brigitte Nielsen as Self |
 | Alba Parietti as Self |
 | Sandro Paternostro as Self |
| Luana Ravegnini as Self |
 | Vittorio Sgarbi as Self |
 | Mara Venier as Self |
 | Ela Weber as Self |
 | Paolo Conticini as Fidanzato Elenoire Casalegno |
 | Roberto Farnesi as Marito Anna Falchi |
| Barbara Chiappini as Amica Ela Weber |
 | Patrizia Loreti as Segretaria Alba Parietti |
 | Stefano Antonucci as Chirurgo |
 | Brando De Sica as Cameriere hotel |
 | Ugo Conti as Toni |
 | Morena De Pasquale as Infermiera nido |
 | Max Parodi as Fidanzato Brigitte Nielsen |
| Sacha Darwin as Vecchia suora |
| Carlo De Palma as Bagnino |
 | Francesco Pezzulli as Leonardo DiCaprio (voice) |
 | Elise Tielrooy as Bénédicte |
 | Cetti Arancio as Puerpera (uncredited) |
 | Pietro Bertone as (uncredited) |
 | Raul Bolanos as (uncredited) |
 | Walter Leonardi as (uncredited) |
 | Silvio Muccino as (uncredited) |
| Cristina Parovel as Stefania (uncredited) |
 | Aline Pilato as Infermiera (uncredited) |
 | Massimo Pittarello as Capo Bodyguard Anna Falchi (uncredited) |
| Romano Sommadossi as Rambo (uncredited) |
| Directing | |
| Neri Parenti | Director |
Writing | |
| Neri Parenti | Screenplay |
| Neri Parenti | Story |
Sound | |
| Bruno Zambrini | Original Music Composer |
Camera | |
| Carlo Tafani | Director of Photography |
Art | |
| Maria Stilde Ambruzzi | Production Design |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Vera Cozzolino | Costume Design |
Editing | |
| Sergio Montanari | Editor |
Production | |
| Matteo De Laurentiis | Unit Production Manager |
| Maurizio Amati | Executive Producer |
| Aurelio De Laurentiis | Producer |
