Trailer
![]() | Mr. Lawrence as Toot (voice) / Patent Candidate #1 |
![]() | Joe Flood as Corrupt Cop #1 |
| Dan Hutchinson as Corrupt Cop #2 | |
| Jeremy Kramer as Man With Hose | |
| Quinn Kitmitto as Hooker #1 | |
| Linda Ljoka as Hooker #2 | |
| Vance DeGeneres as Police Analyst | |
| Tommy Sledge as Police Chief | |
| Chris Bogart as Toot's Partner | |
| Antoinette Peragine as Toot's Girlfriend | |
![]() | Carlos Alazraqui as Topless Maniac / Cop |
![]() | Joey Diaz as Informant (voice) |
| Dan Price as Interviewer (voice) | |
![]() | Martin Olson as Interrogation Cop #1 |
| Robert Porter as Interrogation Cop #2 | |
| Tricia Gilfone as Forensic Chemist | |
| David Rotman as Patent Candidate #2 | |
| Gary Bley as Fart Kiler | |
| Carey Yost as Creepy Man on Bench | |
| Don Lewis as Killer Caught on Tape | |
![]() | Derek Drymon as Stab Victim / Cop |
| Dorian Chris Corrales as Dispatch (voice) | |
| Lisa Soland as Toot's Hooker | |
| Vicki Tolan as Extra | |
| Joe Orrantia as Extra | |
| Julian Chaney as Extra | |
| Jeff Shoemaker as Extra | |
| Mark Colangelo as Extra | |
| Doug Ward as Extra | |
| Jennifer Dawson as Extra | |
| Michael Pruitt as Extra | |
| Leslie Liss as Extra | |
| Maryann Lawrence as Cop | |
| Dave Ward as Cop | |
| Erica Jean Yeager as Cop | |
![]() | Sean Costello as Cop |
| Directing | |
| Mr. Lawrence | Director |
Writing | |
| Mr. Lawrence | Writer |
Camera | |
| David Sammons | Director of Photography |
Editing | |
| Jennifer Calbi | Editor |
| Jordan W. Luter | Editor |
Production | |
| Maryann Lawrence | Line Producer |
Sound | |
| Don Skelly | Music |
Visual Effects | |
| Mr. Lawrence | Character Designer |
| David Ray Preston Jr | Character Designer |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| David Ray Preston Jr | Costumer |
| Erica Jean Yeager | Costumer |
| Marc Ceccarelli | Costumer |
| David Ray Preston Jr | Costume Supervisor |
Crew | |
| Alan McSpiritt | Additional Music |
| Vincent Borselli | Additional Music |
| Karen Umlan | Animal Coordinator |
Editing | |
| Dave Klandrud | Additional Editing |
| Aaron Lindenthaler | Additional Editing |
| Adrian Herrera | Additional Editing |